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Snoop Doggy Dogg: President of the United States (2056)

On Sunday, August 14, 2067, a mysterious earthquake occurred in the Western United States near Los Angeles, causing widespread destruction. After several weeks of confusion, it was determined that it was not a natural phenomenon but the work of rogue Chinese intelligence agents who had bounced a powerful collimated beam of polarized gravity waves off the moon. American President Snoop Doggie Dogg Clone 7B delayed retaliating because of China's past cooperation in rescuing the survivors from our ill-fated Mars colony.

Tensions reached a boiling point by 2069 with both sides threatening to use heavy-particle weapons and America threatening to use its system of phased-array gravity wave generators, set up as a defensive deterrent during the Ecowars, which could transmit short wavelength gravity waves directly through the earth and focus them onto any target. Ultimately, the Chinese government was overthrown by Tibeto-Falun terrorists acting in concert with a militant faction of the International Committee for the Red Cross, an organization that became radicalized after their headquarters in Afghanistan were bombed mercilessly by the U.S. military back in 2001. These militants were themselves be forced out by covert operatives from a secret counterterrorist organization known as Juguang, and a democratic government was established. Conflict between China and the People's Republic of Nepal, however, continued.

It is of note that this event foreshadowed the attack on Turfan in 2421 by government agents from Punakha, Bhutan which by this date was the capital of the Falunic Republic of Sikkim, and resulted in the overthrow of the latter by ORC (Orthodox Rabbinic Capitalist) capitalist extremists.


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Thomas Nelson 2004-04-04